lueurichor:

levi, thank you

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i-am-l-ananas:

pangur-and-grim:

I’m building her something

bovineblogger:

insertisfruity:

What in the fresh hell is going on with the African Forest Buffalo

i like them

6ftfreak:

girls be like “he’s my baby” and it’s literally a grown man who’s commit several felonies

fallingtowers:

“aw i love your earrings, they’re so cute!” i say, making the barista’s day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading “you look like you’ve got that homestuck kinnie pussy.” thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains

koobaxion:

so earlier today my boss was walking in the same direction as me for a bit and decided to make small talk. however, he opened this small talk with “you know, the hulk really makes a good diaper mascot. He probably can’t even use like, regular human toilets.” to which i had absolutely no concievable reply. I ended up saying “wow, yeah… hashtag hulk problems i guess.”

expelliarmus:

rezmacro:

jestergal:

jestergal:

its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go “D:”

why is this mom joke getting notes

bc its true

moncherilim:

Look at them

enki2:

rootintootinextremedeutan:

clairenatural:

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

jamekirks:

[obi-wan’s disappointed, accented voice] anakin,